Combatant 2

Representing the luxury beach resort of Bognor Regis, Combatant 2 is a

twenty something male with a wide variety of talents, ranging from the

ability to bounce 5p coins into pint glasses, to instantly looking

German when wearing other people's glasses.  Proficient in one language

plus the naughty words from French, and with a passable Pirate dialect,

he will be invaluable as we traverse largely English speaking countries.

Trained in the dubious sounding discipline of "Spin and Pump", and with

supreme hand-eye co-ordination honed by many years practising the ways

of PS2, combatant 2 has the skills to battle the fiercest of tortoises.

Maybe even a turtle with the element of surprise.

Pet Hates - Losing at Pro-Evolution Soccer.  Middle aged people that

salsa dance at any opportunity.  Missing Top Gear.

Pet Loves - G&T o'clock.  Pompey FC and Harry (boo to you too).

Motorbikes. Writing his future award winning script.  

Strengths - The much flexed guns, affectionately named Smith and Weston.

Lethal with both cricket bat and ball.  Master of hypnosis just like

Derren Brown.

Weaknesses - Diminishing strength of the Samson variety.  Betfair.

Prone to sneezing fits.

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